This is an urgent blog for 'MSF - Matt's-poo Sans Frontiers'

It is 4am and I brushed my teeth 3and a bit hours ago and all was well but now I'm filled with a sense a cool relief, stomach pains and desperate sniffing. I have become the guardian of the poo loo.

I got up afrer having probably two bours of restless sleep I decided to get up and have a drink, my mouth plastic and dry. But as I sat at the dinner table after using the PlayBook as a torch I sense that a dash through this barn conversion was urgently required. And being a barn conversion every noise anyone can make is heard by everyone else - so no 'shelf installation'.

Have you ever tried to have diarohea quietly?

Diarrhea (from the Greek διάρροια meaning "flowing through"^[2]), also spelled diarrhoea

For once you aim for the back wall of the bowl rather than the noisier water landing.

Afterwards, I feel better and suddenly wanting to sleep. But a look of fear takes over - even my internal monologue is worried.

In such a noisy house - do I flush?

We had  a discussion a few days earlier where as a group we agreed to leave the toilet even after a 'number 2' rather than the rocket-launch noise following a standard decible level flush. I thought this was great - more social guidelines should be cleared. But this? Can i leave it for someone to stumble across? is the smell worse than the noise?I tidy the bowl the best i can and spray the room with lynx.

But should I Flush?
Should I leave that as the poo discussion suggested?
help.

I'm in a shit situation.

0535 cet I risk it and go for the flush. Quickly retreating to my bed only to discover it was the half-flush. I lay down and settle myself in the thought "I tried".

0945 cet I get up feeling pretty poorly. Sat at the table I write this and then, 'flush'. Did someone encounter what my body had down?  'Que Sera'  I sighed and returned to my the. (tea)
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